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<p>#1 JOkes<br /><small>Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah<br />
Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian<br />
will get pregnant, so he approaches<br />
his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng<br />
said &quot;Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah,<br />
take this packet of condoms and follow<br />
the instructions, nothing will happen<br />
one.&quot; So Ah Seng takes the condom and<br />
at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two<br />
months later, Ah Seng comes to look<br />
for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian<br />
is pregnant.<br />
&quot;Cannot be what, did you follow the<br />
instructions or not?&quot; asks ..</small><br />
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