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英文笑話xd"
英文:
1.TEACHER: Why are you late?
BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
2.TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!
3.TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
4.TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Balgobin!
5.TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN: Me!
6.TEACHER: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
7.BALGOBIN: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card.
8.TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
9.TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
10.BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
11.TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
12.TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Di! d you copy his?
BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
13.TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN: A teacher
1.老師:點解你成日遲到?
同學:因為我見到個牌
老師:咩牌??
同學:個牌寫住"前面係學校,請慢行"
2.老師:同學點解你係地下到做數?
同學:你叫我唔用台黎做既(table=桌子/表)
3.唔係好識
4.老師:同學請係地圖上找出北美洲
同學:係到(指住地圖)
老師:岩,其他同學,邊個發現發現架?
其他同學:佢囉(指住同學)
5.老師:同學請講出一樣好重要但係10年前冇架呢?
同學:我!
6.老師:同學點解你成日都咁髒(唔識打)既呢?
同學:因為我比你近地下囉!
7.同學:呀爸,你可唔可以係好黑既地方到寫字?
呀爸:應該得,你想我幫你寫d咩?
同學:我張成績表
8.老師:有冇人可以比個"巧合"既例子
同學:我呀爸同呀媽係同一日同一時間結婚
9.老師:喬治．華盛頓佢斬左佢呀爸既櫻桃樹,佢仲承認左tim咁點解佢呀爸冇話佢?
同學:因為佢仲有斧頭係手?
10.同學:呀爸,你有冇去過埃及?
呀爸:冇呀,做咩
同學:咁點解你有呢個木乃伊呢(mummy係可以解木乃伊/呀媽)
11.老師:你既襪真係奇怪,一隻綠色,一隻藍色有紅點
同學:係呀,我屋企仲有一對
12.老師:同學,你既作文關於"我隻狗"點解同你呀哥一樣既?你係唔係抄佢?
同學:唔係呀老師,不過真係一樣既狗呀嗎
13.老師:你地點叫一個講d人地唔中2聽既野既人?
同學:老師囉 |
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