有關鴨子的笑話＝ ＝｜｜
（women die together in an accident and go to heaven.）
三個女人在一場車禍中喪生並且來到了天堂.
（When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here inheaven...don't step on the ducks."）
當他們到了那裡, 天使聖彼得說: "在天堂裡, 我們這裡只有一個規矩.....千萬不要踩到鴨子"
（So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.）
確認這三個女人了解後, 他們進入了天堂. 但是天堂裡到處都是鴨子.
（It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.）
鴨子幾乎多到不可能踩不到, 雖然他們極力避免, 但是第一個女人意外的踩到一隻.
（Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she never saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"）
這時,天使聖彼得立刻帶著一個這女人一生中從未見過長的極醜陋的男人來到他的面前, 並告訴他: "你踩到鴨子的懲罰就是要永遠跟這個醜男人鏈在一起"
（The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
第二天, 另外一個女人也不小心的踩到鴨子. 這時聖彼得又帶著另一個極其噁心的男人來到她的面前, 如同之前那個女人的下場, 聖彼得把第二個女人跟他帶來的醜男人綁在一起.
（The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.）
第三個已經發現這個殘酷的結果, 而且她不希望永遠跟一個醜陋噁心的男人栓在一起. 所以她非常非常小心她的腳步.
（She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day
St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid
eyes on.Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.）
她戰戰兢兢在未踩到任何鴨子的情況下, 平安過了幾個月. 但是有一天, 聖彼得來到她的面前並帶著一個前所未見的超級帥男人. 這個男人不僅高大壯碩, 濃纖和度,而還有一附漂亮的長睫毛.
（St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman
remarks,"I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of
eternity?"）
聖彼得把他們鏈在一起後, 沒對那個女人說任何話就走了. 這女人就問跟她鏈在一起的男人: "我很納悶, 為什麼我可以跟你永遠的鏈在一起?"
（The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"）
這個男人說: "我不知道妳的情況是怎樣啦. 但是我踩到一隻鴨子"
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