中英文對照的笑話
中英文對照的笑話
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after ward, she told
him she was pregnant.
有一個醫生和他的護士有一腿, 後來他的護士告訴他, 她懷孕了
Not wanting his wife to know,
醫生不想讓太太知道, 於是乎
he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the
baby there.
他給了護士一筆錢並告訴她帶著錢去義大利把小孩生下來
But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. ? He replied,
護士問說: 那我要如何讓你知道小孩子出生了呢 ?
"Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back.""I'll take care
of expenses." ? Not knowing what else to do,
醫生回答: 就寄個名信片, 上面寫個 "義大利麵條"在背面就可以了,我會照顧妳所有的費用的
the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
這護士於是拿了錢飛往義大利
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the
office and explained
六個月過去了, 有一天醫生的太太打電話給醫生說
"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe,
and I don't understand what it means."
親愛的,?我收到一張名信片, 從歐洲寄來的,但不知道講些什麼 ?
" The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you".
醫生跟太太說道 : 等我回去後再解釋給妳聽
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the
floor with a heart attack.
那天晚上, 醫生回到家, 看了那張名信片後便心臟病發倒在地板上
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. ? The lead medic stayed back to comfort the
wife.
醫護人員趕緊送進急診室,這時主治醫生站到醫生的太太旁邊安慰道
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
是什麼創痛讓他突然心臟病發 ?
So the wife picked up the card and read
他太太拿起那張名信片, 念道
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and
meatballs, two without."
"義大利麵條,義大利麵條,義大利麵條,義大利麵條,兩個有附香腸和肉團,兩個沒有
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