十大騙 細路既大話

1.同你儲埋d利是錢入銀行(最多細路受騙既大話)
2.生舊叉燒,好過生你(生到舊叉燒話你勁)
3.再喊叫警察叔叔拉你(喊都要比人拉 =.=" ?)
4.食蔥會聰明 D(咁食髮菜咪會生多 D 頭髮?!)
5.食唔清 D 飯會娶個豆皮老婆(都唔知咩理論)
6.裝人沖涼會生眼挑針(無事喎)
7.講大話甩大牙,但係都冇甩過半隻(講左咁多年大話都未試過)
8.唔好玩橡筋，因為橡筋會吸血(vampire??)
9.咪周圍走...如果唔係比"鴉污"捉左你(好驚呀)
10.同人咀過會大肚
(另有保守的大話: 你係由石頭爆出黎）

鴉污?乜來呀?

你有無講過呀云哥A_A"

[quote]Originally posted by [i]小云子[/i] at 2005-4-29 01:09 PM:
1.同你儲埋d利是錢入銀行(最多細路受騙既大話)<---[color=Red]我上當過幾次-_-"[/color]
2.生舊叉燒,好過生你(生到舊叉燒話你勁)<---[color=Red]俾人咁講過..但冇理..[/color]
3.再喊叫警察叔叔拉你(喊都要比人拉 " ?)<--[color=Red]拉你去青山姐= ="[/color]
4.食蔥會聰明 D(咁食髮菜咪會生多 D 頭髮?!)<--[color=Red]食髮菜..生頭髮??西添岩d= ="[/color]
5.食唔清 D 飯會娶個豆皮老婆(都唔知咩理論[color=Red])<--未聽過= =[/color]
6.裝人沖涼會生眼挑針(無事喎)<---[size=6][color=Blue]西云肯定裝過= ="[/color][/size]
7.講大話甩大牙,但係都冇甩過半隻(講左咁多年大話都未試過[color=Red])<---甩牙= =?實有..換牙丫嘛-_-'[/color]
8.唔好玩橡筋，因為橡筋會吸血(vampire)<--[color=Red]都未聽過[/color]
9.咪周圍走...如果唔係比"鴉污"捉左你(好驚呀)<----[color=Red]我亦都未聽過= =[/color]
10.同人咀過會大肚[color=Red]<---冇聽過-_-[/color]
(另有保守的大話: 你係由石頭爆出黎）[/quote]

[quote]Originally posted by [i]翔∼[/i] at 2005-04-27 13:22:
你有無講過呀云哥A_A" [/quote]
無,但比人昆過=./=

[quote]Originally posted by [i]小云子[/i] at 2005-4-29 01:09 PM:
1.同你儲埋d利是錢入銀行(最多細路受騙既大話)[color=Red][size=4]我已故既親人同埋老豆以前成日講[/size][/color]
2.生舊叉燒,好過生你(生到舊叉燒話你勁)[size=4][color=Red]我老母唔”鋸”（唔知係咪咁打）我果陣講[/color][/size]
3.再喊叫警察叔叔拉你(喊都要比人拉 " ?)[color=Red][size=4]我３叔以前成日講[/size][/color]
4.食蔥會聰明 D(咁食髮菜咪會生多 D 頭髮?!)[color=Red][size=4]我最細果個阿叔以前成日同我講=.=[/size][/color]
5.食唔清 D 飯會娶個豆皮老婆(都唔知咩理論)[color=Red][size=4]我老母成日同我細佬講．．．[/size][/color]
6.裝人沖涼會生眼挑針(無事喎)[color=Red][size=4]ｅ個[color=Navy]妹妹[/color]你一定有啦＝　＝｜｜仲要經常∼成日話裝我沖白白＝　＝｜｜[/size][/color]
7.講大話甩大牙,但係都冇甩過半隻(講左咁多年大話都未試過)[color=White]我以前成日唱．．．講大話甩大牙，醫生話你冇刷牙＝　＝｜｜[/color]
8.唔好玩橡筋，因為橡筋會吸血(vampire)[color=Red][size=4]ｄ老人家成日講．．．佢地講既吸血係指ｄ血唔順．．．[/size][/color]
9.咪周圍走...如果唔係比"鴉污"捉左你(好驚呀)[color=Red][size=4]我３叔以前成日用ｅ樣野嚇我．．因為果陣我成日走出門口等老豆返屋企．．．[/size][/color]
10.同人咀過會大肚　　　　　　[size=4][color=Red]　ｅ個我未聽過．．．＝　＝｜｜[/color][/size][size=4][color=White]乜會嫁咩＝　＝｜｜真係想試下會唔會＝　＝｜｜（講笑）[/color][/size](另有保守的大話: 你係由石頭爆出黎）
[/quote]

aoa你阿妹咁衰ga

[quote]Originally posted by [i]小云子[/i] at 2005-4-30 04:54 PM:
aoa你阿妹咁衰ga [/quote]


我話果個[color=Blue][size=6]妹妹[/size][/color]係你呀＝　＝｜｜唔好扮野啦你∼

死傻仔西云a"a
西云=妹妹AoA

[quote]Originally posted by [i]【↗草莓＊】[/i] at 2005-04-27 17:09:



我話果個[color=Blue][size=6]妹妹[/size][/color]係你呀＝　＝｜｜唔好扮野啦你∼ [/quote]
:009:你都吾係弟一次屈我ga la,嗚嗚..........

＼∼／”你上次話想幫我查番簡＼∼／”想借ｄ２摸我＼∼／”
仲話我屈你．．．．你信唔信我ｐｏｓｔ你同我講果ｄ野出黎丫拿∼哇卡卡．．．

[quote]Originally posted by [i]小云子[/i] at 2005-4-30 05:12 PM:

:009:你都吾係弟一次屈我ga la,嗚嗚.......... [/quote]
云哥,別傷心,有很多人支持你的

[quote]Originally posted by [i]【↗草莓＊】[/i] at 2005-4-30 05:17 PM:
＼∼／”你上次話想幫我查番簡＼∼／”想借ｄ２[color=Red][size=6]摸[/size][/color]我＼∼／”
仲話我屈你．．．．你信唔信我ｐｏｓｔ你同我講果ｄ野出黎丫拿∼哇卡卡．．． [/quote]
摸你A"A??
講黎聽下丫A"A

[quote]Originally posted by [i]翔∼[/i] at 2005-04-27 17:18:

云哥,別傷心,有很多人支持你的 [/quote]
A_A果然係好兄弟

[quote]Originally posted by [i]小云子[/i] at 2005-4-30 05:19 PM:

A_A果然係好兄弟 [/quote]
係呢a_a"~

[quote]Originally posted by [i]波子[/i] at 2005-4-30 05:19 PM:

摸你A"A??
講黎聽下丫A"A [/quote]


你想聽呀？？？我ｐｏｓｔ出黎比你睇好冇呀∼哈

豆皮老婆我家鄉經常講..........曾幾何時真係信左.........

至於咀會大肚就唔係聽我屋企人講..........係聽其他人講.......

[quote]Originally posted by [i]【↗草莓＊】[/i] at 2005-4-30 05:21 PM:



你想聽呀？？？我ｐｏｓｔ出黎比你睇好冇呀∼哈 [/quote]

post出黎啊A"A
我聽睇下-v-

[quote]Originally posted by [i]小云子[/i] at 2005-4-30 05:19 PM:

A_A果然係好兄弟 [/quote]


知唔知支持你咩啊a.a?
支持你去摸人啊AOA

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