2008-9-26 10:22
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大陸人講廣東話
[size=3]大家可能見過[size=9pt]......[/size][size=9pt]就當系笑下解下悶[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]la~!
[/size][size=9pt][/size][size=9pt][b]正宗潮州菜[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...
[/b][/size][size=9pt]客人：[/size][size=9pt]"[/size][size=9pt]夥計[/size][size=9pt],[/size][size=9pt]有咩好介紹呀[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?!"
[/size][size=9pt]夥計：〝食老鼠拼盤啦，有老鼠蛋、老鼠腸、老鼠豬耳，但冇老鼠鵝〞[/size][size=9pt]([/size][size=9pt]滷水拼盤[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt])
[/size][size=9pt][b]深圳麥當勞[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...
[/b][/size][size=9pt]港客：〝唔該一個豬柳漢堡。[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]"
[/size][size=9pt]店員：〝要蛋呀。〞[/size]
[size=9pt]港客：〝唔要蛋喇唔該！〞[/size]
[size=9pt]店員好勞氣：〝你要蛋喎！〞[/size]
[size=9pt]港客開始[/size][size=9pt]?[/size][size=9pt]憎：〝我唔要蛋喇，我淨系要豬柳漢堡咋！〞[/size]
[size=9pt]店員更加勞氣：〝要蛋一蛋呀，要蛋十分鐘呀[/size][size=9pt]......[/size][size=9pt]〞[/size]
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[size=3][size=9pt][b]入境處[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...[/b]
[/size][size=9pt]遊客：[/size][size=9pt]"[/size][size=9pt]要睇新款證定畜牲證呀[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?"
([/size][size=9pt]身份證定出生證[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?)
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[/size][size=9pt][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]巴士站[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...
[/b][/size][size=9pt]遊客：〝[/size][size=9pt]Sen[/size][size=9pt]山唔該，請問你有冇生痔瘡呀？[/size][size=9pt]([/size][size=9pt]有冇散紙唱[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt])
[/size][size=9pt][/size][size=9pt][b]街道上[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...[/b]
[/size][size=9pt]遊客[/size][size=9pt]: [[/size][size=9pt]請問侏儒村系邊[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?] (G2000)
[/size][size=9pt][/size][size=9pt][b]數碼通[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...[/b]
[/size][size=9pt]遊客[/size][size=9pt]: [[/size][size=9pt]呢個管睇到雷電嗎[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]? ]
[/size][size=9pt]售貨員[/size][size=9pt]: [[/size][size=9pt]唔會[/size][size=9pt],[/size][size=9pt]好安全架[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]...]
[/size][size=9pt]遊客[/size][size=9pt]: [[/size][size=9pt]無雷電顯示功能嗎[/size][size=9pt]?!] ([/size][size=9pt]來電顯示[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt])
[/size][size=9pt]售貨員[/size][size=9pt]:[[/size][size=9pt]手機唔駛用避雷針的[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]~]
[/size][size=9pt]遊客[/size][size=9pt]:[[/size][size=9pt]咁我部手機可唔可以出煙先[/size][size=9pt]? ][/size][size=9pt]（[/size][size=9pt]trade in[/size][size=9pt]）[/size]
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[size=3][size=9pt][b]豐澤電器[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...[/b]
A[/size][size=9pt]遊客：〝請問呢部電視機有冇電視框呀？〞[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt](Discount)
[/size][size=9pt]售貨員：〝當然有啦。〞[/size][/size][size=9pt]
[size=3]A[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]遊客：〝咁電視框幾多錢呀？[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]"
[/size][size=9pt]售貨員：[/size][size=9pt]"[/size][size=9pt]唔好意思要成架買，冇得要個電視框架〞[/size][/size][size=9pt]
[size=3]B[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]遊客：[/size][size=9pt]"[/size][size=9pt]請問忍忍支系[/size][size=9pt]ben?[/size][size=9pt]另外呢度有冇死守間[/size][size=9pt]?[/size][size=9pt]〞﹝影印機、洗手間﹞[/size]
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[size=3][size=9pt][b]髮型屋[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...[/b]
[/size][size=9pt]髮型師：[/size][size=9pt][[/size][size=9pt]小姐想點剪呀[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?]
[/size][size=9pt]小姐：[/size][size=9pt][[/size][size=9pt]師父，同我剪得多神似[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]D !]
[/size][size=9pt]髮型師：[/size][size=9pt][[/size][size=9pt]己經好神似嫁喇喎[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?!]
[/size][size=9pt]小姐：[/size][size=9pt][[/size][size=9pt]唔系神似，系要有神似[/size][size=9pt]! !] ([/size][size=9pt]要有層次[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt])
[/size][size=9pt]髮型師：[/size][size=9pt][[/size][size=9pt]小姐想做[/size][size=9pt]D[/size][size=9pt]咩顏色呀[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?]
[/size][size=9pt]小姐：[/size][size=9pt][[/size][size=9pt]我想做好似森林咁[/size][size=9pt]0[/size][size=9pt]既色[/size][size=9pt]! ] ([/size][size=9pt]深藍色[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt])
[/size][size=9pt]髮型師：[/size][size=9pt][[/size][size=9pt]森林[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?? ]
[/size][size=9pt]小姐：[/size][size=9pt][[/size][size=9pt]系呀[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]~~]
[/size][size=9pt][/size][size=9pt][b]桑拿入面[/b][/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt][b]...[/b]
[/size][size=9pt]骨妹[/size][size=9pt]:[Sen[/size][size=9pt]山[/size][size=9pt],[/size][size=9pt]你蝕唔蝕飯？[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]]
([/size][size=9pt]先生你食唔食飯[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt])
[/size][size=9pt]男客人[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]:[??.......]
[/size][size=9pt]骨妹[/size][size=9pt]:[sen[/size][size=9pt]山[/size][size=9pt],[/size][size=9pt]射個精嗎[/size][size=9pt]?] ([/size][size=9pt]先生[/size][size=9pt],[/size][size=9pt]寫個[/size][size=9pt]drink[/size][size=9pt]嗎[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]?)
[/size][size=9pt]男客人[/size][size=9pt]:[err.......] ([/size][size=9pt]面都紅哂[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt])
[/size][size=9pt]骨妹[/size][size=9pt]:[ sen[/size][size=9pt]山[/size][size=9pt],[/size][size=9pt]要唔要做雀仔按摩呀？按完仲可以除[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]...][/size][/size]
[size=3][size=9pt]([/size][size=9pt]腳低按摩[/size][size=9pt]......[/size][size=9pt]錘[/size][/size][size=3][size=9pt]......)[/size][/size]
[size=3][size=9pt]骨妹[size=9pt]:[[/size]sen山,你d朋友死晒喇,你死唔死呀??]
(洗腳)
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