2008-3-5 16:11
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[font=細明體][size=2][color=#ff0000]1.TEACHER: Why are you late?
[/color][/size][/font][font=細明體][size=2][color=#ff0000]BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
[/color][/size][/font][color=#ff0000][size=2][font=細明體]TEACHER: What sign?
[/font][/size][size=2][font=細明體]BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."[/font][/size][size=2][font=細明體] [/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta]2.TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta]BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables![/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體] [/font][/size][/color]
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[size=2][font=細明體][color=#339966]3.TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?[/color][/font][/size][color=#339966][size=2][font=細明體] [/font][/size][/color]
[color=#339966][size=2][font=細明體]BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO! "!![/font][/size][/color][color=#339966][size=2][font=細明體] [/font][/size][/color]
[color=#339966][size=2][font=細明體]TEACHER: What are you talking about?[/font][/size][/color][color=#339966][size=2][font=細明體] [/font][/size][/color]
[color=#339966][size=2][font=細明體]BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O![/font][/size][/color][color=#339966][size=2][font=細明體] [/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=sienna]4.TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=sienna] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=sienna]BALGOBIN: Here it is![/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=sienna] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=sienna]TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=sienna] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=sienna]CLASS: Balgobin![/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=sienna] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid]5.TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid]didn't[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid] have ten years ago.[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid]BALGOBIN: Me![/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=blue]6.TEACHER: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=blue] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=blue]BALGOBIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=blue] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorange]7.BALGOBIN: Dad, can you write in the dark?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorange] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorange]FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorange] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorange]BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card.[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorange] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=yellowgreen][size=2][font=細明體]8.TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"[/font][/size][size=2][font=細明體] [/font][/size][/color]
[color=yellowgreen][size=2][font=細明體]BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, [/font][/size][size=2][font=細明體]same[/font][/size][size=2][font=細明體] time."[/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=orange] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red]9.TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red] [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red]tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red]didn't punish[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red] [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red]him?"[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red]BALGOBIN: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=red] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=lime]10.BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=lime] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=lime]FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=lime] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=lime]BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=lime] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta]11.TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta]and[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta] [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta]one is blue with red spots![/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta]BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta]that at home.[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=magenta] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=purple]12.TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=purple]as[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=purple] [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=purple]your brother's. Di! d you copy his?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=purple] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=purple]BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog![/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=purple] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
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[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid]13.TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid]are[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid] [/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid]no longer interested?[/color][/font][/size][/color][color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid] [/color][/font][/size][/color]
[color=black][size=2][font=細明體][color=darkorchid]BALGOBIN: A teacher[/color][/font][/size][/color]
1.老師:點解你成日遲到?
同學:因為我見到個牌
老師:咩牌??
同學:個牌寫住"前面係學校,請慢行"
2.老師:同學點解你係地下到做數?
同學:你叫我唔用台黎做既(table=桌子/表)
3.唔係好識
4.老師:同學請係地圖上找出北美洲
同學:係到(指住地圖)
老師:岩,其他同學,邊個發現發現架?
其他同學:佢囉(指住同學)
5.老師:同學請講出一樣好重要但係10年前冇架呢?
同學:我!
6.老師:同學點解你成日都咁髒(唔識打)既呢?
同學:因為我比你近地下囉!
7.同學:呀爸,你可唔可以係好黑既地方到寫字?
呀爸:應該得,你想我幫你寫d咩?
同學:我張成績表
8.老師:有冇人可以比個"巧合"既例子
同學:我呀爸同呀媽係同一日同一時間結婚
9.老師:喬治．華盛頓佢斬左佢呀爸既櫻桃樹,佢仲承認左tim咁點解佢呀爸冇話佢?
同學:因為佢仲有斧頭係手?
10.同學:呀爸,你有冇去過埃及?
呀爸:冇呀,做咩
同學:咁點解你有呢個木乃伊呢(mummy係可以解木乃伊/呀媽)
11.老師:你既襪真係奇怪,一隻綠色,一隻藍色有紅點
同學:係呀,我屋企仲有一對
12.老師:同學,你既作文關於"我隻狗"點解同你呀哥一樣既?你係唔係抄佢?
同學:唔係呀老師,不過真係一樣既狗呀嗎
13.老師:你地點叫一個講d人地唔中2聽既野既人?
同學:老師囉